The Cocotron is an open source project which implements an Objective-C API similar to that described by Apple Inc.'s Cocoa documentation. This includes the AppKit, Foundation, Objective-C runtime and support APIs such as CoreGraphics and CoreFoundation.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

International pressure delays release of The Cocotron

Fearing widespread proliferation of The Cocotron technology, international leaders have pressured the SCC to delay releasing The Cocotron until further testing shows that The Cocotron does not have adverse effects on carbon based life forms. The SCC has released a statement saying "The Cocotron has been under constant monitoring since it's inception and our tests indicate that while carbon based beings may suffer depression and frustration when exposed to The Cocotron energy fields, we feel that the benefits outweigh these side effects and wide spread deployment of Cocotron technology should go forward."

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